{"id":16714,"date":"2014-04-23T22:15:31","date_gmt":"2014-04-24T03:15:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.gottobepresenttowin.com\/?page_id=16714"},"modified":"2014-04-25T01:46:33","modified_gmt":"2014-04-25T06:46:33","slug":"chiang-mai-day-3","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.gottobepresenttowin.com\/?page_id=16714","title":{"rendered":"Chiang Mai Day 3"},"content":{"rendered":"

Continued from Chiang Mai Day 2<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Chiang Mai has such an eclectic mix of tourists. There are the typical low budget backpackers, singles and couples. There are the cohorts of girls who all come together and stay in a fancy hotel. There are the older white male sex tourists. Then what surprised me most of all are the tourists who have their whole families with them, kids, parents, grandparents. I don’t remember ever going to a place where all these types of travelers are so well represented.<\/p>\n

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\nAnother beautiful morning having breakfast by the river.<\/p>\n

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\nKL doing his thing.<\/p>\n

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\nLady.<\/p>\n

Our plan today is to see some elephants that Thailand is so famous for. Last night we asked the front desk where we could see elephants, and they suggested this place and said that it was 30min away by tuk tuk and it would cost 400baht each way. This morning, I asked again and they said that it was about an hour away and would cost 1000 baht by car round trip. Hmmm, from my own research on Google Maps, it seems like an hour drive is more like it, so I elected to just hire a car, plus it’s got AC!<\/p>\n

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\nOur car. It’s a Nissan Frontier with a wagon type body on the frame.<\/p>\n

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\nWhile waiting for our driver, I saw this Tiger Kingdom pamphlet on the travel desk of our guesthouse. They have ads all over taxis in town. Hmm, I wonder who is their target demographic?<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>The drive was not too inspiring, but our driver was nice. His name is Tom, just like our taxi driver coming from the airport. We talked to him some and this is what he had to say. Both sides of the political party in Thailand are equally shitty. They only care about themselves and not the people. Sounds about right. Chiang Mai has been growing like mad the last 10 years. There are a lot of industries here and the job market has been great. Chiang Mai girls are known to be nice and beautiful. And by beautiful, he specifically said because they have white skin, instead of where he comes from more in the South where they have really dark skin. The white skin beauty thing pretty much goes for much of Asia.<\/p>\n

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\nCool, a side car. That child is barely hanging on.<\/p>\n

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\nSaw this giant sign, I think that’s the princess on it. Anyhow, the sign is in front of a women’s prison, which I thought kind of ironic that the princess has a sign in it. What is she trying to tell us?<\/p>\n

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\nDrove through a construction zone where they had drilled out holes into the road. No idea what this is for.<\/p>\n

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\nHeading into the country after passing by a few small cities.<\/p>\n

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\nHere! The drive took about 50 minutes, and we saw no tuk tuks on the way here, so hiring a car was the right choice. Before we got here, our drive Tom had called the place and made reservation for elephant rides for us. Good thing we asked, because apparently spots are limited and they sell out quickly.<\/p>\n

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\nOhhh, Ahhh. The first elephants that we see, all greeting everyone…or all working for some food, if you prefer.<\/p>\n

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\nWhat does an elephant feel like? Well, they have kind of rough and leathery skin, that part I expected. They are also bristly, which I did not expect. When they hugged you with their trunks, all the bristles tickle the crap out of you.<\/p>\n

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\nThe elephant pulls the hat off of the handler and then puts it on your head.<\/p>\n

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\nThen the handler ordered the elephant to give me a kiss on the neck. So the elephant put his snout right onto my neck and literally sucks and pops off a kiss.<\/p>\n

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\nEwww! An elephant kissed me. As you can imagine, it was slightly wet…<\/p>\n

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\nWell, that was fun.<\/p>\n

When we got money out to tip the handler, the elephant used the trunk and grabbed the money right out of RL’s hand and gave it to his\/her handler. Cool.<\/p>\n

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\nNow, it’s shower time.<\/p>\n

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\nOr what I would call, poop in the water time.<\/p>\n

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\nThis baby elephant was hilarious. He\/she spent the entire 10 minutes submerged in the water and just splashing around like this.<\/p>\n

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\nPoop time!<\/p>\n

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\nMore poop! They were like coconut sized!<\/p>\n

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\nStill splashed around, now surrounded by poop.<\/p>\n

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\nMust poop more.<\/p>\n

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\nHow about some elephant poop sized coconuts as a refreshing drink then? You can also buy bananas and sugar canes to feed the elephants.<\/p>\n

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\nThis one wasn’t quite as sweet as the one from yesterday, but still good.<\/p>\n

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\nNow, it’s time for elephant show. Kinda like a circus.<\/p>\n

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\nThe handlers showing the various ways to get up and down from an elephant.<\/p>\n

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\nSoccer.<\/p>\n

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\nBack leg kick.<\/p>\n

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\nThen the elephant paintings. Surprisingly, this young elephant painted the most complex paintings out of all the elephants.<\/p>\n

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\nTime for our elephant ride. You can see in the right hand of our elephant driver, he’s got a short club with a metal hook on it. That’s the device that he uses to direct and control the elephant. There’s controversy about the use of metal hooks, but I’ll discuss this more later.<\/p>\n

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\nPoop.<\/p>\n

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\nAs you can imagine, the ride sways and lumbers around.<\/p>\n

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\nIt’s hilarious how our driver is just perched on top of the elephant’s head. I wonder how often they fall off by accident. To tell the elephant commands, our driver would occasionally tap the elephant on the head with the wooden club, or sometimes hook the elephant behind the ear with the metal hook.<\/p>\n

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\nWe just got the 30 minute ride instead of the hour ride option. Frankly, if there was a 15 minute ride, we would have gone for that. We just wanted to see what it was like to ride an elephant, but didn’t care to actually go on a trek. Our trek took us around the camp, and through the shacks where I imagine all the elephant handlers lived. It does not pay to be an elephant handler.<\/p>\n

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\nThis was kind of cool. A garage made with leaves.<\/p>\n

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\nAs we neared the end, we came upon a little house that dolled out some sort of white bread snack and a whole bunch of grass for the elephants. When our elephant came closer to the house and the leaves got thrown out, she made a beeline for it! It reminds me of my dog, I miss him.<\/p>\n

That was a fun experience.<\/p>\n

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\nLOL!! Go ahead lady, lean on me and take a photo, I’m gonna poop laying down while you take a photo with me though. I wonder if you can potty train an elephant easily?<\/p>\n

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\nBack from our ride.<\/p>\n

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\nThe elephant paintings are for sale. Kinda amazing if you think about it.<\/p>\n

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\nBaby elephant says Nom Nom Nom!<\/p>\n

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\nSo, on the ride back to Chiang Mai, we asked Tom about the different elephant camps around Chiang Mai. He said that there are more than 10 in the area and quality and safety differs. Some are big business operation like Maesa, where we went, and some are small family run operations. Some of the small ones have had safety issues where people fall off elephants, or where the elephants get sick and they don’t have the money to get treated.<\/p>\n

Rant starts.<\/p>\n

With that said, visiting elephants is a really sensitive subject for many Westerners. If you look on Tripadvisor, you’d see pretty heated arguments about the correct treatment for elephants. Some people complain about the metal hooks to steer the elephants, but I don’t see how that’s any harsher than whipping and riding a horse. Remember, an elephant is a GIANT animal, and a little metal hook is really pretty small. We looked behind the ear of the elephant and there were no scars or wounds, not that we are elephant experts or anything…but just sayin’. Elephants have been working animals for a long time now, they move heavy things, and they work. Right or wrong, I just think if people make a stink about exploiting elephants, then they should make a stink about exploiting horses, cows, etc. etc.<\/p>\n

I am partly writing this rant because there seems to be a lot of people who love the idea of taking care of an elephant for a day. There are elephant camps where you “pretend” to be an elephant owner for a day. Somehow, certain people LOVE the idea of this and by the way they post on Tripadvisor, you’d think they had saved an elephant just by giving it a shower and feeding it for one day. I certain don’t feel like I’ve saved my dog by just owning it for one day.<\/p>\n

Rant done.<\/p>\n

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\nRaining sharks?<\/p>\n

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\nI liked this building.<\/p>\n

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\nCorner of the old city wall, we are back in Chiang Mai.<\/p>\n

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We asked our driver for a place to eat lunch, and the first place that he took us to was closed. It was just Songkran(Thai new year) a week ago, so the owners of this shop closed down for renovation and won’t be back until May.<\/p>\n

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\nOur second choice, really close to our guesthouse. It’s in the Muslim quarters, halal food. Cool, but no alcohol \ud83d\ude41<\/p>\n

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\nTom recommended us to order Khao Soi, which is an egg noodle dish in coconut milk broth.<\/p>\n

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\nTom said that this is a local’s spot, and indeed it is. I think we are the only tourists here.<\/p>\n

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\nCheap and delicious. Great recommendation.<\/p>\n

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\nBack on the street of Night Bazaar. They are already setting up the seller’s stands. It’s fucking hot out here right now. Over 100 degrees with high humidity. Barely anyone is walking around out here, there’s this death lull in the air.<\/p>\n

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\nLet’s head back to our guesthouse and get into AC.<\/p>\n

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\nSome snacks.<\/p>\n

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\nApparently, Oreos are special here, they even come in a gift box.<\/p>\n

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\nThis is awesome, different types of orange juices. We’ve been drinking mandarin orange juice in the morning.<\/p>\n

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\nVanilla and chocolate ice cream. So good in this heat.<\/p>\n

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\nPimpin’ convertible tuk tuk.<\/p>\n

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\nPart of the haul from the mini mart. It was just ok. I also got a big bottle of Singha and a big bottle of Chang. The afternoon was spent chilling in the guesthouse and staying out of the heat. It’s too hot to do anything outside. I think I am starting to develop into a Singha man…<\/p>\n

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\nThe temperature has finally cooled down enough to go out for dinner. Actually, that’s a lie, it’s still fucking hot out here. How about this unattended food stand with chicken that’s been sitting there for who knows how long.<\/p>\n

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\nTerrible name for a hotel.<\/p>\n

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\nRL told me no.<\/p>\n

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\nSex tourist!!<\/p>\n

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\nFound the restaurant we are looking for.<\/p>\n

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\nWalls are filled with notes from past traveler diners who proclaim how great the food was.<\/p>\n

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\nOK, the writings are dead on, the food is excellent here. Even their coconut is the best one we’ve had!<\/p>\n

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\nOur last night here in Chiang Mai, so we need to check out a famous temple here in the middle of the city at night.<\/p>\n

Chiang Mai is a pretty small place, we keep on seeing the same travelers over and over. We saw this one girl at the Sunday Market, at the elephant camp, and along the street on our tuk tuk ride tonight. She was easy to pick out because she was literally a skeletal skinny anorexic:-(<\/p>\n

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\nWat Chedi Luang. We walked by this place(just saw the front building) yesterday coming back from the gold temple on top of the mountain.<\/p>\n

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\nSeriously, there must have been a fluent English speaker nearly who they could have double checked the spelling!<\/p>\n

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\nBuddha, if he lived in America.<\/p>\n

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\nBuddha, if he had too much to drink.<\/p>\n

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\nThe lights come on, and it’s dramatically beautiful. This is why we came here at night. It was rather void of crowds, peaceful and had a nice cooling breeze.<\/p>\n

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\nWe had to make fun of them. This guy and girl walks up to the temple steps, she’s in this skin tight short dress with flower in her hair and a scarf on(totally over the top for the dress code in this place). Proceeds to kneel multiple times and then guy proceeds to splays down behind her and start taking photos of her praying. Seriously, if you want to pray, pray, don’t be insincere and make a whole show of it(says the guy who makes a whole show of his travels…).<\/p>\n

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\nI wish I could send this photo to you so you know how ridiculous both of you look.<\/p>\n

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\nOh yeah, I kept on forgetting to mention this, but in Thailand they drive on the left hand side. I did not know of this before coming here.<\/p>\n

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\nThere is a nightlife scene, for the tourists here in Chiang Mai. This is our last night, we wanted to check it out, even if just for a drink.<\/p>\n

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\nSoap carving, pretty impressive.<\/p>\n

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\nSex tourist!<\/p>\n

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\nThis is where we’ll drink.<\/p>\n

We walked by several bars, and they were all sleazy, catering to sex tourists. How do we know that they catered to sex tourists? They all hired skimpily dressed Thai girls to hang around and drink with the patrons. How do we know the girls are hired? Because there are very few tourists right now, so you just see a bunch of skimpily dressed Thai girls hanging around in the near empty bar, and occasionally you’d see a couple of older Westerner men hanging about.<\/p>\n

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\nWe picked this place because they had a clientele of just regular backpackers, and it was the only place that was packed.<\/p>\n

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\nFootball on one tv, and football(soccer) on the other tv. Many of the bars here have pool tables, and often you’ll see a Thai girl playing pool waiting for a sex tourist to hit on her.<\/p>\n

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\nThe Westerner and her Asian boy toy. She paid for my drink, so I went home with her.<\/p>\n

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\nThe row of empty sleazy sex tourist bars. I guess sex tourism is seasonal as well.<\/p>\n

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\nIn the middle of all these bars, there was a boxing ring for Thai boxing.<\/p>\n

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\nOh, there was also a bar with only lady boys that Thailand is so famous for.<\/p>\n

So, this whole time I’ve only picked on old white male sex tourists, because that’s all we saw. Where are all the lecherous older Asian men? I know they exist but we have yet to see any here. RL replied to that question with, “Lecherous older Asian men like little white girls so they go to America.” Did I mention that RL found a white hair in my beard recently?<\/p>\n

To be continued at Train to Bangkok<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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